every turtle has 41 segments on its shell, 13 in the center, surrounded by a ring of 28, and science has determined that this is a "wink from the divine", pointing toward the lunar calendar, which has 13 months of 28 days each, with one day of rest or rejuvenation. historically, this extra day fell on April 1st, near the start of spring, when the world is coming alive again. at some point, empire decided to abandon that organic, divinely inspired, lunar calendar- mapped as it is into the cyclical nature of every female form- in favor of the 12 month, "solar" calendar with its new year tucked into the dead of winter. historians all agree that this was an effort to screw with the psychology of the laboring class- to demoralize and confuse them, to make them easy targets for manipulation and exploitation...

allegedly. 

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

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